it’s important to me that people know the original “he would not fucking say that” was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn’t hit the same without context.
everytime someone uses “he would not fucking say that” for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can’t waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.
flipped across this show on PBS the other day. it’s a donkey and her name is hodie. donkey hodie. don quixote. okay, that’s cute. but the bear…
it’s a bear. it’s a panda bear. and it’s in a show called donkey hodie. what do you name a panda bear in a show called donkey hodie? i’ll give you one guess.
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did you guess sancho panda, like anyone on earth would? well you’d be fucking wrong because his name is “purple panda”
